wrestlingfashion
wrestlingfashion:

Look at this, from top to bottom:
The Rock’s jheri curl, missing in action for far too long.
The Rock’s turtleneck sweater, obscuring the veins The Rock often pops in ridiculous pictures of him lifting. 
The Rock’s $20 silver sterling necklace, which every male age 13-20 had in these days, but that The Rock has in his mid-20s, because The Rock says it’s never too early for a mid-life crisis.
The Rock’s wrist-watch, which is probably a Rolex but this author wouldn’t know, now being poor and/or Ric Flair. Only The Rock knows whats on The Rock’s left wrist.
The Rock’s belt, which is probably really expensive but is sans the often insane belt buckles The Rock often wore.
The Rock’s sterling silver bracelet, which was probably $10, and a sure sign that he had more money than any of The Rock’s jabroni fans. 
The Rock’s fanny pack, which is leather. A leather fanny pack. His loose change, chapstick, and bubblegum know their role and stay loose for when The Rock needs them, in a leather fanny pack. Yes. Leather.
The Rock’s sunglasses, obscured by his hand, but likely known as The Rock’s Ray-Bans.
The Rock’s jeans, but who gives a damn about The Rock’s jeans?
With an outfit like this, it’s hardly a surprise that The Rock’s eyebrow, The People’s Eyebrow, is anchored down there with its brother. The only eyebrows raising over this ensemble are the ones throwing shade. 

wrestlingfashion:

Look at this, from top to bottom:

  • The Rock’s jheri curl, missing in action for far too long.
  • The Rock’s turtleneck sweater, obscuring the veins The Rock often pops in ridiculous pictures of him lifting. 
  • The Rock’s $20 silver sterling necklace, which every male age 13-20 had in these days, but that The Rock has in his mid-20s, because The Rock says it’s never too early for a mid-life crisis.
  • The Rock’s wrist-watch, which is probably a Rolex but this author wouldn’t know, now being poor and/or Ric Flair. Only The Rock knows whats on The Rock’s left wrist.
  • The Rock’s belt, which is probably really expensive but is sans the often insane belt buckles The Rock often wore.
  • The Rock’s sterling silver bracelet, which was probably $10, and a sure sign that he had more money than any of The Rock’s jabroni fans. 
  • The Rock’s fanny pack, which is leather. A leather fanny pack. His loose change, chapstick, and bubblegum know their role and stay loose for when The Rock needs them, in a leather fanny pack. Yes. Leather.
  • The Rock’s sunglasses, obscured by his hand, but likely known as The Rock’s Ray-Bans.
  • The Rock’s jeans, but who gives a damn about The Rock’s jeans?

With an outfit like this, it’s hardly a surprise that The Rock’s eyebrow, The People’s Eyebrow, is anchored down there with its brother. The only eyebrows raising over this ensemble are the ones throwing shade.